Lawyers Gone Mad -- Episode 1

As I sit here waiting for 4 days of e-mail to download and drinking a Dr. Pepper, I happened to read the Warning on the bottle.

CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE. CAP MAY BLOW OFF CAUSING EYE OR OTHER SERIOUS INJURY. POINT AWAY FROM FACE AND PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY WHILE OPENING.

You know...it was okay for the first couple of sentences, but that "especially while opening" part...that gets a person thinking. Let me see if I understand. Not only should I point the bottle away from my face while opening, but all the time? Hmmm...makes it tough to take a drink, doesn't it? Guess I'll carry a little cup around anytime I want a drink.

Wonder what lawyer got paid the big bucks for that little gem?